Corrupt-a-wish

[NNdimethyltryptamine Electro Tomato]

granted but like in the movie you get to many prayres to handel but your to stupid to figure out a way to make them easyer
i wish rune was banned

Aww...the little kid is jealous methinks. I'm not a troll, so there's no reason I would be banned. Where's Rednano when you need him?

You become 16, and get a car, but it is a Toyota Tercel Wagon, and you think it is cool, because you obviously are too young to realize the rules of life. You drive by a guy with a Oldsmobile 442 and ask him if he wants to race. The awesomeness of his car destroys you. (I wasn't referencing my car in any way... )

I wish that small children learned how to not abuse the internet.

[2 + 2 = 5 MarvinPA]

granted but like in the movie you get to many prayres to handel but your to stupid to figure out a way to make them easyer
i wish rune was banned

Aww...the little kid is jealous methinks. I'm not a troll, so there's no reason I would be banned. Where's Rednano when you need him?

You become 16, and get a car, but it is a Toyota Tercel Wagon, and you think it is cool, because you obviously are too young to realize the rules of life. You drive by a guy with a Oldsmobile 442 and ask him if he wants to race. The awesomeness of his car destroys you. (I wasn't referencing my car in any way... )

I wish that small children learned how to not abuse the internet.

Granted. But emos still use it. D:


I wish I live in Seattle

[formspring it! yoyokid2008]

Granted but then Seattle is raided with people who hate radiohead.

I wish that someone could do irl.

[Cutting Briers Qwedgeonline]

Granted but then Seattle is raided with people who hate radiohead.

I wish that someone could do irl.

Granted, but no one knows what that means.


I wish my 20gb PS3 had built in Wi-Fi.

[The General Belisario93]

Granted, but no one knows what that means.


I wish my 20gb PS3 had built in Wi-Fi.

Granted, but then your Internet provider and all the other ones that are able to provide internet go bankrupt.

I wish Microsoft would go bankrupt.

[Cutting Briers Qwedgeonline]

Granted, but no one knows what that means.


I wish my 20gb PS3 had built in Wi-Fi.

Granted, but then your Internet provider and all the other ones that are able to provide internet go bankrupt.

I wish Microsoft would go bankrupt.

Granted, and nothing else changes! YAY!

I wish I had wings. (?)

[The General Belisario93]

Granted, but they're 5 year old chicken wings.

I wish I could fly

[Acquired NinjA Power NinjAstar]

Granted, but birds and other flying animals don't take kindly to you.

I wish I could get a good guitar that works very well.

[formspring it! yoyokid2008]

Granted but it falls into a ditch when you go to brag to your friends.

I wish I could get my drumset already

[I was wrong... maybe Jama7301]

Granted, the set arrives in the next three seconds by falling through your roof, leaving both a hole in the ceiling, and a destroyed drum set.

I wish it was 60 degrees Farenheit outside.

[formspring it! yoyokid2008]

Granted, but your parents have forbidden you from leaving your house due to unknown circumstances.

I wish this post wasn't blue

[I was wrong... maybe Jama7301]

Granted, but your parents have forbidden you from leaving your house due to unknown circumstances.

I wish this post wasn't blue

Granted, but your perception of light and colors goes out of wack. The post now looks yellow to you.

I wish winter was over.

[formspring it! yoyokid2008]

Granted, but summer brings colder weather.

I wish I wasn't as bored as I usually am.

[Free Happy! fofgh3]

I wish winter was over.

OMG YOUR FROM MINNESOTA WOOT!

I wish I wasn't as bored as I usually am

Granted but right before your wish comes true your parents bust through the door and have you go to law school for 10 years to help you get a life


I wish people on FOF fourms would lighten up on noobs

[Aeovon]

granted, but a million noobs come and repeatedly ask you what frets on fire is.

I wish... I knew people.